Sean's Views on mathematics

The only reason people take math courses is to advance them to NEXT YEAR's even more advanced math class. I mean seriously now, aside from maybe some trash engineering courses or the course of physically becoming another math teacher itself there is no use for the material taught. Especially to me, the pilot. The first thing I'm gonna do with an engine failure is reach for some scrap paper to crunch some logarithms and calculus derivatives. *Sean in the possible cockpit scenario* "Hydraulics are gone, and ice is accumulating on the wings, altitude is decreasing steadily, and left engine has a flameout. QUICK what's the derivative of y=square root (4(X+16))+6/7power of 5 2Log 27? Give me a motherfucking break, I'll be busy slamming a 40 of gin to get my courage up. Whoever came up with calculus is gonna get smoked in the teeth by a sock full of dimes,and after he's out cold, I'll stand triumphantly over his limp body with a flaming math textbook in hand. I've been bitching about taking math courses since grade 8 and each year the douche bags seem to slip another one into the program. This year's course being the worst by far. Taking this worthless, disgraceful course is the physical equivalent of being kicked in the pills. FUCK!

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Straight From The Horse's Mouth My Friend Charles Gets Himself In A Bind... Read And Then Cry Tears Of Laughter

I took a cab by myself at like 3 am and i didnt want to pay for it so i do this thing called "cab and dash" its so much fun, but anyway this time when i did it it started out alright, i got out and started running and i didnt see this railing about 2 feet off the ground and so i tripped over it and whiped out so i got up and kept on running but since i feel i gave the cabby time to catch up to me and he did. he fricken hit me with the cab and i went rolling on the ground and then the cabby got out and started kicking me and shit. so i was like "ok ok i will pay ya" and so he let me up so i started running again but this time i ran into a dead end and he caught me again. this time he tried to put me in his trunk but i wouldnt let him so he threw me in his car and took me to denny's to take out money and so i had to pay him. so now my hands are all scraped up and shit.